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D-Gellybean

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 513
# of followers : 15
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 684.00
$9.00 won 4 votes
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One day two friends were talking when the conversation was getting serious.

Friend 1: "So, tell me. How do you feel?"

Friend 2: "Well, with my fingers."

4 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$9.00 won 5 votes

Knock-knock!

Who’s there?

Abraham Lincoln.

Abraham Lincoln who?

Wait! You don’t know who Abraham Lincoln is?

5 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$9.00 won 1 votes
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What do you call a cat that gets thrown in the dryer and is never found again???

SOCKS...

1 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$8.00 won 2 votes

Life is very short...

Literally, it's only four letters long.

2 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |