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D-Gellybean

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 436
# of followers : 11
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 7
Location: United States
won: $ 352.00
$5.00 won 4 votes

An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn't a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative."

A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

4 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
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$7.00 won 5 votes

A man and his wife are talking:

Man - "What would happen if I were to win the lottery?"

Woman - "I would take half and leave you in a heartbeat!"

Man - "I won twelve dollars, here's six now get out!"

5 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
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$6.00 won 2 votes
 

I didn't mean to gain all this weight. It happened by snaccident.

2 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$10.00 won 2 votes

The dead batteries were given out... free of charge!

2 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |