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D-Gellybean

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 1442
# of followers : 27
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 2540.00
$8.00 won 2 votes
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How does someone actually break out into a "cold sweat"?

Doing Pilates in a Meat Locker?

2 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$10.00 won 2 votes
 

Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun...

But I have never been able to make out the numbers.

2 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$50.00 won 7 votes

I tried cooking with wine for the first time.

After five glasses, I forgot why I was in the kitchen.

7 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$50.00 won 2 votes

Teacher: "Where did Abraham Lincoln live?"

Little Johnny: "At the Gettysburg Address."

2 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |