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Bhanu Sandesh

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 146
# of followers : 9
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 1697.00
$50.00 won 7 votes

"What would you like for your birthday?"

"Nothing would make me happier than a guitar!"

"Great, I'll get you nothing then."

7 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$50.00 won 13 votes

Husband: Today is our wedding anniversary, where do you want me to take you?

Wife: Take me some place I have never seen before!

Husband: Then I shall take you to the kitchen!

13 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$8.00 won 8 votes

"If you put your hand in your right pocket and found 25 rupees, and put your hand in the left pocket and found 50 rupees, what would you do?"

"I would immediately rush to my tailor and ask him to stitch more pockets on my trousers!"

8 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$10.00 won 11 votes

What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?

An Independ-ant.

11 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |