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Bhanu Sandesh

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 44
# of followers : 10
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 940.00
$50.00 won 26 votes

Policeman: "Why are you driving without a light?"

Scooterist: "There is light everywhere."

Policeman: "Then shall I remove the air from your tires?"

Scooterist: "Why would you do that?"

Policeman: "Because there is air everywhere..."

26 votes

CATEGORY Police Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$10.00 won 21 votes

Mamma Bird: "Are you feeling alright? What's wrong?"

Baby Bird: "I shouldn't have eaten that caterpillar sandwich before the interview. Now I have butterflies in my stomach."

21 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$10.00 won 21 votes

How did the octopus defeat the shark?

He was well armed!

21 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$25.00 won 25 votes

Humpty: I want to paint my bicycle but i don't have money to buy the paint!

Dumpty: Once when i needed money i sold my watch. Why don't you sell your watch and get the money?

Humpty: No, not my watch! It belonged to my grandfather. But you have given me an idea.

The Next Day...

Humpty: I got the paint!

Dumpty: Then why are you looking so unhappy? Don't tell me you sold your watch!

Humpty: No, not the watch.

Dumpty: Then what did you sell?

Humpty: The bicycle!

25 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |