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Bhanu Sandesh

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 146
# of followers : 9
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 1697.00
$10.00 won 4 votes

Teacher: What do you all aspire to become?

Student 1: A Doctor!

Student 2: An Engineer!

Student 3: A Lawyer!

Student 4: I just want to watch and see whether they'll become what they say they'll become."

4 votes

CATEGORY College Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$25.00 won 6 votes

Friend 1: My mother thinks I am very bright.

Friend 2: Did she say so?

Friend 1: No, but she keeps calling me "SUN".

6 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$25.00 won 4 votes
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Why does the sun rise in the east?

Because it can't rise in the west!

4 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$50.00 won 11 votes

Policeman: "Why are you driving without a light?"

Scooterist: "There is light everywhere."

Policeman: "Then shall I remove the air from your tires?"

Scooterist: "Why would you do that?"

Policeman: "Because there is air everywhere..."

11 votes

CATEGORY Police Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |