Teacher: What do you all aspire to become?
Student 1: A Doctor!
Student 2: An Engineer!
Student 3: A Lawyer!
Student 4: I just want to watch and see whether they'll become what they say they'll become."
Friend 1: My mother thinks I am very bright.
Friend 2: Did she say so?
Friend 1: No, but she keeps calling me "SUN".
Why does the sun rise in the east?
Because it can't rise in the west!
Policeman: "Why are you driving without a light?"
Scooterist: "There is light everywhere."
Policeman: "Then shall I remove the air from your tires?"
Scooterist: "Why would you do that?"
Policeman: "Because there is air everywhere..."