Why was the desert so bored?
Because it had nothing left to sea!
Father: "Take a look at and learn something from your classmate Lucy. She got an A on the last exam."
Son: "Actually Dad, that's the reason I failed... I WAS looking at her."
Why did the elevator go to the doctor?
Because it was coming down with something.
"Mom says that drinking a buffalo's milk makes us smarter."
"She's lying. If it did make one smarter, then the buffalo's calves would be scientists."