Shenghen Profile



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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 57
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 817.00
$12.00 won 21 votes

What do we learn from animals like Buffaloes, Elephants and Cows?

That not everyone can lose weight by eating greens and salads and walking as well.

21 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$50.00 won 11 votes

"Hello! Is this Gordon's Pizza?"
"No sir, it's Google's Pizza."

"Did I dial the wrong number?
"No sir, Google bought the pizza store."

"Oh, alright then. I’d like to place an order please."
"Okay sir, do you want the usual?"

"The usual? You know what my usual is?"
"According to the caller ID, the last 15 times you’ve ordered a 12-slice with double-cheese, sausage, and thick crust."

"Okay, that’s what I want this time too."
"May I suggest that this time you order an 8-slice with ricotta, arugula, and tomato instead?"

"No, I hate vegetables."
"But your cholesterol is not good."

"How do you know?"
"Through the subscribers guide. We have the results of your blood tests for the last 7 years."

"You know what, I'm sick of Google, Facebook, Twitter, and everyone else having all my information! I'm going to an island without internet, where there’s no cellphone line, and no one to spy on me!"

"I understand sir. But you may want to renew your passport... it expired 5 weeks ago."

11 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$15.00 won 20 votes

A teacher asked her class to write on "What's the bravest thing your dad has done?"

A student wrote... "My dad married my mom."

20 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$10.00 won 6 votes
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A man was very excited when he saw the text message on his phone, “Salary credited to your bank account." Jumping for joy, he rushed towards his car to go out shopping. As soon he opened the door of the car, he received another message, “Car loan debited from bank account."

He closed the door of the car and decided to take a taxi. As he halted a taxi, he got another message, “Credit card payment made.” He changed his mind again and started walking towards a local mall. As he entered the mall, he got yet another text, “Please maintain minimum balance in your bank account.”

He turned around and started walking back home.

6 votes

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Shenghen" |