Man: What, according to you, is Philosophy?

Friend: Philosophy are the ideas that act as guides for the best ways to live.

Man: So do you follow them?

Friend: No. I want everyone else to follow.

Son: "Dad, aren't you getting ready to office today?"

Dad: "I am working from home today. Get ready soon otherwise you will be late to school."

Son: "Dad, I am not going to school today."

Dad: "Why?"

Son: "I am studying from home today."

What do we learn from animals like Buffaloes, Elephants and Cows?

That not everyone can lose weight by eating greens and salads and walking as well.

Husband: "I want to tattoo your name on me. What do you think, shall I do it on my arm or neck?"

Wife: "How about on your will?"