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Shenghen

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 37
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 551.00
$9.00 won 15 votes
 

To make his class interesting, an English language teacher asked a grade 3 student to challenge him in an English test. The student wrote this word on the classroom board, SIDANDTED, and asked his teacher to explain its meaning.

The teacher looked at the word for some time and even searched for its meaning in the dictionary. After several minutes of his research, he gave up and asked his student to explain the meaning.

The student simply said, “They are my friends, Sid and Ted.”

15 votes

CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
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$8.00 won 6 votes

A kid was a very good painter. Once a neighbor broker her nails while trying to pick-up a $100 bill lying on the ground because it looked so real.

She called the kid’s father and complained about the kid. The father said, “That’s nothing. My son drew a switch on the power socket yesterday and now I am in the hospital.”

6 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$15.00 won 9 votes

A 5 year old kid opened his birthday present to find a new toy car. He went up to his father who had just finished dying his hair. The kid was upset. “Dad, I wanted a red toy car and not a blue one.”

The father replied, “A car is a car. Red or blue, color doesn’t matter.”

The kid said, “Then dad, hair is hair. White or black, color doesn’t matter.”

9 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$15.00 won 9 votes

A customer goes to the bank to make a deposit.

Teller: "Sorry sir. This $100 bill is a fake one. We cannot accept it."

Customer: "What's the big deal? I'm depositing it into my account, right?"

9 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
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