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Shenghen

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 37
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 551.00
$12.00 won 12 votes

A husband and wife are sitting on the couch. After a long day at work, they are both just resting and relaxing as they watch a tv show.

Husband: "I am feeling thirsty. Can you please get me some water?"

Wife: "Shall I also get you some pizza as well?"

Husband: "Oh wow! That‘d be great, my mouth is already watering."

Wife: "Good, that means you don't need the water anymore then."

12 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$50.00 won 6 votes

A public speaker could not believe his eyes when he saw just one man among the audience.

Nevertheless, he decided to go ahead with his speech. He asked him the reason for coming attending his speech.

The man replied, “It’s a hot day out there. The air conditioning is pretty good in here.”

6 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$12.00 won 14 votes

A married couple were quarreling.

Wife: You said you would love me more after marriage?

Husband: I did, but I didn't think you would say yes.

14 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$9.00 won 15 votes

Doctor: I am sorry I can't treat your ailment!

Patient: Why doctor? Is it that serious?

Doctor: No. Your ailment was not covered in my medical study book.

Patient, trembling in fear: Which book was that?

Doctor: How to become doctor in 30 days!

15 votes

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Shenghen" |