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Shenghen

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 104
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 4
Location: United States
won: $ 1128.00
$8.00 won 3 votes

A husband returned home drunk late night. His wife opened the door. He said, " Sorry honey. I couldn't stop finishing a bottle whose brand name was same as yours!"

The next day the wife served breakfast. The man complained, "Oh honey, there's so much salt in this dish..."

The wife replied, "Sorry honey. I couldn't stop myself adding more salt since the brand name was same as yours."

3 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$25.00 won 12 votes

After completing dinner, a husband carries his plate to the sink and starts washing it.

His wife looks at him in disbelief and says, "Honey, we are not at home. This is a restaurant."

12 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$15.00 won 10 votes

I went to a restaurant. It was full. There was no place to sit and the wait was over thirty minutes.

I took out my cell phone, placed it to my ear, and said loudly, "Hey, get over here! She's here with someone else!"

Six couples got up and quickly left.

10 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$7.00 won 9 votes

Wife: “Why don’t you tell your friend that the girl he is getting married to is not apt for him?”

Husband: “Leave it. I am not going to say anything.”

Wife: “Why not? After all, he is your friend!”

Husband: “He didn’t tell me anything when I was getting married.”

9 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Shenghen" |