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Shenghen

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 37
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 551.00
$7.00 won 25 votes

Teacher to the class: "How can we keep our school clean?"

Student: "By staying at home?"

25 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$12.00 won 13 votes

Me: "Oh God, please save me!"

God: "Would you prefer as a JPEG file or a PDF file?"

13 votes

CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$9.00 won 9 votes

A scientist wanted to understand the science of marriage.

So he got married.

Now he forgot what science is all about.

9 votes

CATEGORY Science Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$7.00 won 16 votes

Client: Doctor, how much you charge for visiting a patient's house?

Doctor: I charge $50.

The doctor and client drove to the client's house in the former's car. The doctor didn't find any patient and asked, "Where's the patient?"

The client replied, "Well, there's no patient here doc. The taxi fare to my house was $75. I just needed a ride home. Here's your $50. Thank you."

16 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Shenghen" |