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Shenghen

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 114
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 1173.00
$15.00 won 6 votes

I went to a restaurant. It was full. There was no place to sit and the wait was over thirty minutes.

I took out my cell phone, placed it to my ear, and said loudly, "Hey, get over here! She's here with someone else!"

Six couples got up and quickly left.

6 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$7.00 won 6 votes

Wife: “Why don’t you tell your friend that the girl he is getting married to is not apt for him?”

Husband: “Leave it. I am not going to say anything.”

Wife: “Why not? After all, he is your friend!”

Husband: “He didn’t tell me anything when I was getting married.”

6 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$12.00 won 8 votes

Man 1: "Today Facebook saved my life."

Man 2: "How?"

Man 1: "It reminded me about my wife's birthday!"

8 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$50.00 won 2 votes
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Waiter: These are the best eggs we have had for years!

Customer: Well, bring me some you haven't had around for that long!

2 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Shenghen" |