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Shenghen

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 104
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 1153.00
$12.00 won 14 votes

Man 1: "Today Facebook saved my life."

Man 2: "How?"

Man 1: "It reminded me about my wife's birthday!"

14 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$50.00 won 6 votes
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Waiter: These are the best eggs we have had for years!

Customer: Well, bring me some you haven't had around for that long!

6 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$12.00 won 5 votes

If ever u feel overloaded by life, wife or work, Immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) center & place order for any 1 or more of the following Antidotes:

1. Wife Irritation Neutralizing Extract (WINE)
2. Refreshing Unique Medicine (RUM)
3. Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER)
4. Vaccino Officio Depression Killing Antigen (VODKA)
5. Wife High Infusing Suspicion Killing Energy Yeast (WHISKEY)

5 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$7.00 won 10 votes

Client: Doctor, how much you charge for visiting a patient's house?

Doctor: I charge $50.

The doctor and client drove to the client's house in the former's car. The doctor didn't find any patient and asked, "Where's the patient?"

The client replied, "Well, there's no patient here doc. The taxi fare to my house was $75. I just needed a ride home. Here's your $50. Thank you."

10 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Shenghen" |