A public speaker could not believe his eyes when he saw just one man among the audience.
Nevertheless, he decided to go ahead with his speech. He asked him the reason for coming attending his speech.
The man replied, “It’s a hot day out there. The air conditioning is pretty good in here.”
Son: "Mom, do fairies fly?"
Mom: "Yes honey, they do. Why do you ask?"
Kid: "This morning dad told the maid that she looks like Tinkerbell, the fairy. Does that mean she will fly too?"
Mom: "Oh yes, she will fly right out of this house!"
Doctor: I am sorry I can't treat your ailment!
Patient: Why doctor? Is it that serious?
Doctor: No. Your ailment was not covered in my medical study book.
Patient, trembling in fear: Which book was that?
Doctor: How to become doctor in 30 days!