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Shenghen

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 37
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 551.00
$9.00 won 16 votes

"Our topic for today is photosynthesis," began the professor. She looks at the class, points to John and asks, "What is photosynthesis?"

John replies, "Photosynthesis is our topic today!"

16 votes

CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$12.00 won 4 votes

Husband: "I want to tattoo your name on me. What do you think, shall I do it on my arm or neck?"

Wife: "How about on your will?"

4 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$8.00 won 9 votes

The Law of Equality states:

The time taken by a wife when she says "I'll be ready in 5 minutes" is exactly equal to the to the time taken by husband when he says "I'll call you in 5 mins."

9 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Shenghen" |