Shenghen Profile



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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 60
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 832.00
$9.00 won 15 votes

Doctor: I am sorry I can't treat your ailment!

Patient: Why doctor? Is it that serious?

Doctor: No. Your ailment was not covered in my medical study book.

Patient, trembling in fear: Which book was that?

Doctor: How to become doctor in 30 days!

15 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$15.00 won 14 votes

"I love you" is a mathematical function where, 'I love' is the constant and 'you' is the variable...

And marriage inverts the function, where "you" becomes the constant, "i love" becomes the variable.

14 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$12.00 won 13 votes

Me: "Oh God, please save me!"

God: "Would you prefer as a JPEG file or a PDF file?"

13 votes

CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$15.00 won 13 votes

"The letter 'W' is the most dangerous alphabet in the world. Because all worries start with 'W'.... Who, Why, What, When, Which, Whom, Where, War, Wine, Whisky, and Wealth."

"You're forgetting one."

"Really? Which one?"


13 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Shenghen" |