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Shenghen

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 114
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 1173.00
$15.00 won 8 votes

A 5 year old kid opened his birthday present to find a new toy car. He went up to his father who had just finished dying his hair. The kid was upset. “Dad, I wanted a red toy car and not a blue one.”

The father replied, “A car is a car. Red or blue, color doesn’t matter.”

The kid said, “Then dad, hair is hair. White or black, color doesn’t matter.”

8 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
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$50.00 won 4 votes

Husband: "I wish to be the Prime Minister of the nation one day."

Wife: "But you already are the PM of a nation."

Husband: "Really, which nation?"

Wife: "The Imagi-nation."

4 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
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$15.00 won 4 votes

A customer goes to the bank to make a deposit.

Teller: "Sorry sir. This $100 bill is a fake one. We cannot accept it."

Customer: "What's the big deal? I'm depositing it into my account, right?"

4 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$12.00 won 7 votes

A husband and wife are sitting on the couch. After a long day at work, they are both just resting and relaxing as they watch a tv show.

Husband: "I am feeling thirsty. Can you please get me some water?"

Wife: "Shall I also get you some pizza as well?"

Husband: "Oh wow! That‘d be great, my mouth is already watering."

Wife: "Good, that means you don't need the water anymore then."

7 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Shenghen" |