What is a lamb?

An animal that grows more 'sheepish' with age.

What did one candle say to another?

I may be going out tonight.

I am finally financially set for life...

As long as I "go" next Tuesday.

On a recent congressional trip to Switzerland one of the group spoke to a group. There was very little applause. He was followed by a man that spoke to them in their native tongue.

The applause was deafening and everyone in the group cheered as loudly as the best of them. Then, still clapping, he leaned over to the chairman of the meeting, "What did he say?"

"He was interpreting your speech to them," replied the chairman gravely.