S.Sovetts Profile



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Member Since : Nov, 2018
# of jokes posted : 473
# of followers : 6
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 484.00
$9.00 won 2 votes

Dentist: "You need a crown."

Patient: "Finally, someone who understands me."

2 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
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While going through his deceased father’s things, a man finds a 25-year-old claim check for a shoe repair.

Curious, he goes to the store and hands the owner the ticket.

The owner goes to the back and then reappears. “Good news,” he begins, “they’ll be ready next Friday.”

2 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
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I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it.

My skin got flushed and my heart raced, I got sweaty and short of breath...

It's too dangerous.

6 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
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"Dad, I am hungry."

"Hi Hungry, I'm Dad."

"Dad, I'm serious."

"I thought you were Hungry?"

"Are you kidding me?"

"Nope, I'm Dad."

5 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
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