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S.Sovetts

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Member Since : Nov, 2018
# of jokes posted : 473
# of followers : 6
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 484.00
$7.00 won 5 votes
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How did the girl break up with tractor salesman?

She sent him a John Deere letter.

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CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
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She's making a list...

She's checking it twice...

She's gonna find out....

How good her memory is, since she got to the store and realized she left it at home... again!

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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Teacher: Why are you late?

Little Johnny: There was an old man that lost a hundred dollar bill.

Teacher: Were you helping him search for it? How nice of you.

Little Johnny: Actually I was sitting on it, waiting for him to give up searching and leave.

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I took my bicycle to the liquor store the other day. I got a bottle of vodka and put it in the bike's basket.

As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell the bottle would break. So, I drank all the vodka and then headed home.

It turned out to be a really good decision, because I fell nine times on my way home.

3 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
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