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S.Sovetts

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Member Since : Nov, 2018
# of jokes posted : 473
# of followers : 6
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 484.00
$9.00 won 5 votes

Mikey: "I ate a submarine sandwich for lunch and I think I'm going to be sick."

Mother: "What makes you say that?"

Mikey: "It's starting to surface."

5 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
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$8.00 won 3 votes

One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, "You had a great checkup. Is there anything that you'd like to talk about or ask me?"

"Well," he said, "I was thinking about getting a vasectomy."

"That's a pretty big decision. Have you talked it over with your family?"

"Yeah, and they're in favor 12 to 1."

3 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
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$5.00 won 3 votes

A women is getting lunch ready when the phone rings.

"This is the middle school calling about your son Johnny. He's been caught telling unbelievable lies."

"I'll say he has," the woman replies, "I don't have a son."

3 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
$8.00 won 4 votes

While prosecuting a robbery case, I conducted an interview with the arresting officer. My first question was, “Did you see the defendant at the scene?”

“Yes, from a block away,” the officer answered.

“Was the area well lit?”

“No. It was pretty dark.”

“Then how could you identify the defendant?” I asked, concerned.

Looking at me as if I were nuts, he answered, “I’d recognize my cousin anywhere.”

4 votes

CATEGORY Dumb Criminals
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |