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S.Sovetts

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Member Since : Nov, 2018
# of jokes posted : 347
# of followers : 3
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 287.00
$7.00 won 5 votes

What’s the matter with your wife, she looks upset?”

“She got a terrible shock.”

“What was it?”

“She was assisting at a rummage sale at the church. She took off her new $20 hat and somebody sold it for 50 cents.”

5 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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A jeweler was on his way to work when he saw a sign that said “Watch for children”...

He thought to himself, “That sounds like a fair trade.”

7 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
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An investment banker decides she needs in-house counsel, so she interviews a young lawyer. "Mr. Cohen," she says, "would you say you’re honest?"

"Honest?" replies Mr. Cohen. "Let me tell you something about honesty. My father lent me $75,000 for my education, and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my first case."

"Impressive. And what sort of case was that?"

"Dad sued me for the money."

3 votes

CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
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How did the girl break up with tractor salesman?

She sent him a John Deere letter.

5 votes

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