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maryjones

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Member Since : Nov, 2018
# of jokes posted : 459
# of followers : 4
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eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 1222.00
$10.00 won 4 votes
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After a particularly poor round, a golfer spotted a lake as he walked despondently up the 18th.

He looked at his caddie and said, “I’ve played so badly all day, I think I’m going to drown myself in that lake.”

The caddie, quick as a flash, replied, “I’m not sure you could keep your head down that long.”

4 votes

CATEGORY Golf Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
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$12.00 won 7 votes

Little Johnny's father took him on a fishing trip to Canada.

On returning home after catching only three fish his father says, "The way I figure it each fish cost us $400!"

Little Johnny replied, "Well, at that price it’s a good thing we didn’t catch any more of them than we did."

7 votes

CATEGORY Sport Jokes
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$25.00 won 13 votes

"What would be the first thing you'd do if you had hydrophobia?" one resident doctor ask another.

"I'd ask for a pencil and paper," replied the other doctor.

"To make your last will?"

"No, to make a list of the people I want to bite."

13 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
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$25.00 won 7 votes

Three seniors are out for a stroll.

One of them remarks, “It’s windy.”

Another replies, “No way. It’s Thursday.”

The last one says, “Me too. Let’s have a soda.”

7 votes

CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
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