I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9...
The odds were against me.
If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN...
They get really upset.
A man arrives at a costume party with a girl on his back.
“I am a turtle,” he says.
“Who’s on your back?”
Police have arrested the World Tongue-Twister Champion...
They said he'll be given a tough sentence!