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Danny Jackson

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 308
# of followers : 1
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 989.00
$12.00 won 9 votes

What do you call a hen who counts her own eggs?

A mathemachicken.

9 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$9.00 won 6 votes

I started a new job as a security guard last night.

Before my boss left he told me I had to make sure I watched the office all night.

I am on season 2 already but I don't know what it has to do with security.

6 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$15.00 won 7 votes

Just spent $300 on a limousine and discovered that the fee doesn't include a driver...

Can’t believe I’ve spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it!

7 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$15.00 won 7 votes

For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchildren. She had even produced a plastic-foldout photo album of all nine of the children.

She finally realized that she had dominated the entire conversation on her grandchildren.

"Oh, I've done all the talking, and I'm so sorry. I know you certainly have something to say. Please, tell me... what do you think of my grandchildren?"

7 votes

CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |