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Danny Jackson

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 542
# of followers : 1
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 4
Location: United States
won: $ 2427.00
$7.00 won 6 votes
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A man finished baby-proofing his house and his wife says, "Aw, honey, I thought you said you didn't want to have kids?"

He responds, "I don't. Let's see them get in now."

6 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$9.00 won 8 votes

I spent $80 on a belt that didn't fit...

My wife said it was a huge waist.

8 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$12.00 won 8 votes

If a woman says she'll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be...

There's no need to remind her every half hour.

8 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$8.00 won 7 votes

Waiter: How do you like your steak, sir?

Sir: Like winning an argument with my wife.

Waiter: Rare it is.

7 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |