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Gegg Smith

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 341
# of followers : 6
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 1581.00
$50.00 won 11 votes
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My wife is incredibly smart.

When I called her from my buddy’s phone she answered, “Hey love!”

She already knew it was me.

11 votes

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Interviewer: "How do you explain this 4 year gap on your resume?"

Me: "That’s when I went to Yale..."

Interviewer: "That’s impressive. You are hired."

Me: "Thanks. I really need this yob."

11 votes

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"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"No sun."

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I was struggling to get my wife’s attention?

So I simply sat down and looked comfortable.

That did the trick.

9 votes

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