My wife is incredibly smart.
When I called her from my buddy’s phone she answered, “Hey love!”
She already knew it was me.
Interviewer: "How do you explain this 4 year gap on your resume?"
Me: "That’s when I went to Yale..."
Interviewer: "That’s impressive. You are hired."
Me: "Thanks. I really need this yob."
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
I was struggling to get my wife’s attention?
So I simply sat down and looked comfortable.
That did the trick.