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Gegg Smith

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 341
# of followers : 6
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 1581.00
$25.00 won 11 votes

Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science. She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron.

Now it was question time and she asked, "My name begins with the letter 'M' and I pick up things. What am I?"

A little boy in the front row said, "You're a mother."

11 votes

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$25.00 won 7 votes

What do you call the boss at Old McDonald's Farm?

The CIEIO!

7 votes

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$10.00 won 8 votes

I do really feel bad for the Class of 2020. People say your senior year flies...

I just didn’t realize it would Zoom!

8 votes

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$6.00 won 3 votes

The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.

Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"

A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"

3 votes

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
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