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Chloe2015

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Member Since : Sep, 2019
# of jokes posted : 470
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 1071.00
$25.00 won 6 votes

I have one cup of coffee every morning to start the day off right...

The other ones are to keep me out of jail, help me form sentences, and fuel my razor sharp wit!

6 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
$12.00 won 6 votes
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I don’t always go the extra mile...

But when I do, it's because I missed my exit!

6 votes

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
$15.00 won 6 votes

Teacher: What kind of wife would you like Johnny?

Johnny: I would want a wife like the moon.

Teacher: Wow! What a choice...Do you want her to be beautiful and calm like the moon?

Johnny: No, I want her to arrive at night and disappear in the morning.

6 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
$9.00 won 3 votes

I sat in my hair stylist's chair and said, “Make me look sexy!”

She then got drunk.

3 votes

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |