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Chloe2015

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Member Since : Sep, 2019
# of jokes posted : 500
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 1104.00
$15.00 won 6 votes

Teacher: What kind of wife would you like Johnny?

Johnny: I would want a wife like the moon.

Teacher: Wow! What a choice...Do you want her to be beautiful and calm like the moon?

Johnny: No, I want her to arrive at night and disappear in the morning.

6 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
$9.00 won 3 votes

I sat in my hair stylist's chair and said, “Make me look sexy!”

She then got drunk.

3 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
$6.00 won 1 votes

I accidentally used the dog's shampoo this morning...

Now I feel like a good boy.

1 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
$5.00 won 2 votes

Life hack...

You can turn your ordinary sofa into a sofa bed simply by forgetting your wife’s birthday.

2 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |