A student at a management school came up to a pretty girl and hugged her without any warning.

The surprised girl said, “What was that?”

The guy smiled at her, “Direct marketing!”

The girl slapped him soundly.

“What was that?!” said the boy, holding his cheek.

“Customer feedback.”

Dance instructor says, "Everyone get in line and we will get started learning the salsa!"

Me, hiding a bag of tortilla chips, “I think there’s been a misunderstanding..."

Everybody knows 40 is the new 30, right?

But the police officer giving me a speeding ticket couldn’t be persuaded.

"I stand corrected!"

... Said the man in the orthopedic shoes.