Dance instructor says, "Everyone get in line and we will get started learning the salsa!"
Me, hiding a bag of tortilla chips, “I think there’s been a misunderstanding..."
Everybody knows 40 is the new 30, right?
But the police officer giving me a speeding ticket couldn’t be persuaded.
"I stand corrected!"
... Said the man in the orthopedic shoes.
My husband made me mad today so I poured some water in front of the washer.
He’s been in there for 2 hours trying to fix the washer.