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Chloe2015

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Member Since : Sep, 2019
# of jokes posted : 470
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 1071.00
$10.00 won 11 votes
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Our doctor’s office called to let my husband know that the results from his blood tests came back and he was just fine. That didn’t suit my husband.

“What’s my cholesterol level?” he asked.

“Mr. Crocker, you are just fine,” insisted the nurse.

“Still, I’d like you to mail me the results.”

A few days later, he received a postcard from the doctor’s office. It read, “Mr. Crocker, you are just fine!”

11 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
$12.00 won 9 votes

My husband calls me the bomb...

Not sure if it’s because I’m super attractive or because I might go off any minute!

9 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
$15.00 won 9 votes
 

What’s the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes whack and then "Darn!" while a skydiver goes “Darn!” and then whack.

9 votes

CATEGORY Golf Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
$5.00 won 9 votes

I’ve been really depressed lately. A friend told me I should go to the petting zoo perhaps, to cheer up.

I went today, but not one person would pet me.

9 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |