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Chloe2015

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Member Since : Sep, 2019
# of jokes posted : 500
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 1104.00
$5.00 won 9 votes

I’ve been really depressed lately. A friend told me I should go to the petting zoo perhaps, to cheer up.

I went today, but not one person would pet me.

9 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
$10.00 won 10 votes

I’m the best man at my buddy’s second wedding.

Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with, “Welcome back everyone!”?

10 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
$9.00 won 7 votes

A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning.

He said "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind."

The pastor shouted out "CROSS." Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, "THE OLD RUGGED CROSS."

The pastor hollered out "GRACE."
The congregation began to sing "AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound."

The pastor said "POWER." The congregation sang "THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD."

The Pastor said "SEX". The congregation fell into total silence. Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other, afraid to say anything.

Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, a little old 87-year-old grandmother stood up and began to sing "PRECIOUS MEMORIES".

7 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
$12.00 won 7 votes

Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?

Because she’s always running away from the ball.

7 votes

CATEGORY Sport Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |