I asked my doctor today how long he thought this COVID thing will last...
He said, “How should I know, I’m a doctor not a politician.”
My kids are like inmates at a jail...
They eat for free, they claim they are innocent, and they don’t like the warden.
My 5 year old: "Do trees poop?"
Me: "Of course they do, that’s how we get #2 pencils."
Teacher: Clyde, your composition about “My dog” is exactly like your brothers. Did you copy this?
Clyde: No sir. It’s the same dog.