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Chloe2015

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Member Since : Sep, 2019
# of jokes posted : 494
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 1094.00
$15.00 won 9 votes

I asked my doctor today how long he thought this COVID thing will last...

He said, “How should I know, I’m a doctor not a politician.”

9 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
$8.00 won 7 votes

My kids are like inmates at a jail...

They eat for free, they claim they are innocent, and they don’t like the warden.

7 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
$50.00 won 11 votes

My 5 year old: "Do trees poop?"

Me: "Of course they do, that’s how we get #2 pencils."

11 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
$10.00 won 8 votes

Teacher: Clyde, your composition about “My dog” is exactly like your brothers. Did you copy this?

Clyde: No sir. It’s the same dog.

8 votes

CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |