Past Winners

This lady I know is pretty incredible at composing music on the fly...

But one day she fell off!

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory...

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

My wife gave me an ultimatum.

It was her or my addiction to sweets.

The decision was a piece of cake.

I was walking past a farm and a sign said 'Duck, eggs!'

I thought, "That's an unnecessary comma..."

And then it hit me.