Past Winners

Question: Why does a Queen carry a scepter?

Answer: Because everyone works 'cept her!

My friend is making an absolute fortune by selling pictures of salmon dressed up in human clothes.

It’s like shooting fish in apparel.

Suzy: "Mom, did you want a boy or a girl?"

Mom: "I just wanted to watch a movie."

Went to see a psychic who was in a bad mood...

...then I saw a clairvoyant who was really grumpy.

I'm just trying to find a happy medium