Past Winners

Cockroaches are found to be capable in surviving a nuclear holocaust, yet one swat with a newspaper and it would die.

Shows how toxic the media is.

If you think Thursdays are bad, just wait two days...

It will be a sadder day.

I lost my job at the circus as a human cannonball.

They found somebody they considered a higher caliber individual.

Why did Sherlock Holmes get audited by the IRS?

He had too many deductions.