Past Winners

"Bill's nowhere near the fool he was."

"Has he reformed?"

"No, he's dieting."

If you drive a Subaru in reverse, what are you?

U-R-A-BUS!

Two friends are talking over lunch in an outdoor patio.

"So what are you doing for summer vacation?" one asks.

The other one replies, " I want to go to Italy again, like last year."

The first asks, "Wow! You went to Italy last year?"

The other answers, "No, but I wanted to."

My wife says that I spend too much time talking to random people online.

What do you guys think?