Past Winners

While in international waters, a commercial fishing boat was taking on water. The Captain got on the radio, “May Day, May Day!”

In a few moments he heard a crackling response on his radio from another fishing boat, “June Day, June Day.” Then yet another fishing boat responded, “July Day, July Day.”

The First Mate said, “Captain, what do all these responses mean in international code?"

The Captain replied, “It means man the life boats.”

Quasimodo wasn’t exactly sure what was wrong with his back, but he had a hunch.

Do you suffer from anxiety that a stranger may be hiding in your room?

You're not alone.

Bigfoot is sometimes confused with Sasquatch.

Yeti never complains!