Past Winners

I went to the doctor to see if he can help me to stop smoking .

He suggested that every time I felt like smoking I should reach for a chocolate bar.

It didn't work, because no matter how hard I tried I couldn't get the chocolate bar to light.

I tried to sue a company that sold an expensive camera that wouldn’t focus.

There was no resolution.

A real estate agent was showing a woman through a beautiful room at the top of a large hotel.

"Now in this wing we have the master bedroom, bath, and den."

The woman interrupted suspiciously, "And den what?"

Once upon a time, there lived a king who was only 12 inches tall...

He was a terrible king, but he made a great ruler.