Past Winners

10/15/2021 To 10/22/2021
$25.00 won 5 votes

A wizard asked me to proof read one of his scrolls last week...

Actually it was more of a Spell Check.

5 votes

CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
10/15/2021 To 10/22/2021
$15.00 won 5 votes

Refusing to go to the gym is a form of resistance training.

5 votes

posted by "Prathyusha" |
10/15/2021 To 10/22/2021
$12.00 won 4 votes

I saw my son eating chocolate even after I confiscated all his Halloween candy. I asked him where he got that from.

He said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."

4 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
10/15/2021 To 10/22/2021
$10.00 won 3 votes

In every Human Resources report, there is a reason for termination. There are so many possibilities, that we have narrowed the list down to Snow White & the 7 Dwarfs:

Happy: Had trouble putting nose to the grindstone. Too much time spent telling jokes at the water cooler.

Doc: Left to pursue further schooling, in particular, Ph.D. work.

Sleepy: Chronically late for work. Caused many project delays.

Grumpy: Poor attitude toward work. Not a team player. Trouble with early mornings.

Dopey: Made several critical errors at work costing the company money, e.g., misappropriated company funds.

Sneezy: Recurrent, chronic illness has made it difficult for the employee to complete work in a timely fashion.

Bashful: Lack of initiative. Not willing to make cold calls. Too often let workplace disagreements simmer.

Jealous Queen: Heavy involvement in the occult not congruent with organizational policies.

Snow White: Misconduct, e.g., kissing strange men while under some kind of trance.

3 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
posted by "merk" |