Past Winners

Police officer: “Your truck is heavily overloaded. I simply cannot let you continue like that. I’m going to have to take away your driver’s license.”

Driver: “You’re kidding me, right? The license can only weigh one ounce, tops!”

I threw a ball for my dog...

It's a bit extravagant I know, but it was his birthday and he looks great in a Tuxedo.

My sister gave birth in a state-of-the-art delivery room.

It was so high tech that the baby came out cordless!

Dave lost his wife's audiobook...

And now he'll never hear the end of it.