Past Winners

What happens when you boil a funny bone?

It becomes a laughing stock.

I went to the doctor the other day and complained about my sore feet.

He said: “Gout!”

I said: “But I’ve only just walked in!”

My neighbor was afraid to grow a fruit tree.

I told him to grow a pear.

When a new child visited our Sunday school, the teacher greeted him and asked his age. The little boy held up four fingers.

"Oh, you're four," said the teacher. "And when will you be 5?"

The child stared at her and after a few seconds replied, "When I hold up the other finger."