elderly jokes

Grandpa was driving with his 9-year-old granddaughter and beeped the horn by mistake. She turned and looked at him for an explanation.

He said, "I did that by accident."

She replied, "I know that, Grandpa."

He replied, "How did you know?"

She said, "Because you didn't say 'idiot!' afterwards."

“I see you’re losing your hair.”
“Nonsense. I know exactly where it is – down the bathroom sink.”

Pointing to a super train set, an old man said to the shop clerk, “I’ll take it!”

“I’m sure your grandson will like it, sir,” said the clerk.

“I suppose you are right,” sighed the old man, “You’d better give me two.”

You know you're getting old when the "peeping tom" leaves a note saying: “PLEASE
PULL THE BLINDS".