misc jokes

Only in America do we chain $2.00 ink pens to the counter but leave our $58,000 cars out in the driveway.

A man went to the Department of Motor Vehicles to obtain a driver's license. On the form they gave him, one question asked if he'd like to be an organ donor. Not really thinking about it, he marked no. The next day, as his friends were looking over his license, one asked him why wasn’t he an organ donor. He simply replied, "I'd like to rest in peace, not in pieces!"

Q: How does an archeologist tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton?
A: He knows it’s a female skeleton if the jawbone is worn down.

Q: Which travels faster,heat or cold and why?
A: Heat, because you can catch cold easily