misc jokes

Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common?

A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.

A fat lady walks into a bar with a pig under her arm. The bartender asks: "where did you get the cow?" the fat lady says "its not a cow its a pig", and the bartender said, " I was talking to the pig"

Q. How do you know when a woman is going to say something smart?
A. It will start with "He said..."

Q. Why can’t a blonde dial 911?
A. She can't find the eleven