misc jokes

Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is 24 hours a day/seven days a week?
A: A widow.

One man asked a schoolboy, "How old is your father?"
The boy replied, "He is 8 years old."
Man: "What?"
Boy: "Because he became a father when I was born 8 years ago."

Martin asked David, "In which state does the Ohio River run?"
David answered with cool, "In the liquid state."

Martin asked David, "In which state does the Ohio River run?"
David answered with cool, "In the liquid state."