misc jokes

Why do birds fly south?

Because it's too far to walk.

Q: Why don't you wear snow boots?
A: Because they'll melt.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.