Best Jokes

Q. How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. They can't do it, it's a hardware problem.

Q. "Why did the cookie got to the doctor's?"
A. "Because he was feeling crummy!"

A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose.

A friend asked, "How much did you pay for that?"

"I paid through the nose!” he replied.

I saw a sign that said "Speed Bumps".
I thought, my how times change! Speed used to kill.