A girl was walking on the side walk. She sees a man lying on the street, needing immediate help. The victim says that he is having a heart attack. The girl asks people around the street. And a man approached.
Girl: Help, are you a doctor?
Man: I am a doctor. What’s going on?
Girl: A Heart Attack!
Man: I am doctor in mathematics.
Girl: He is going to die.
Man: Prove it!
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Benjones : .good joke, hard to get them approved but when approved hope you get enough votes on multi jokes to finish in the money, all get my vote
HENNE : voted
Dan the Man 009 : Voted
barber7796 : just love it when peter criticized jokes makes me want to vote the Chicago way. vote early and vote often... voted my once
Peter P. : It's a funny comment by the mathematician, but the subject -- death -- sorry, not funny.
Dan the Man 009 : Where do you get off criticizing people’s jokes (including mine) when you don’t even post jokes?