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Obi-Wan Cannot Be
Billy: Though my Aunt is very dear to me the truth is, no one likes her homemade pudding except you Johnny. Tell me why you always get a double helping and also take the leftovers home?
Johnny: I use it to patch the cracks in my driveway; it lasts for years.
What do you have to do to win gold at the weather forecasting competition?
I’ve heard you have to beat the raining champion!
My 14 year old daughter got up from the table after eating a bowl of cereal, so I told her to put the milk away. Then we had this exchange:
"Before you put that back in the fridge, why don't you plug it into the iPhone charger on the counter first?"
"What? What are you talking about?"
"Yeah, you gotta charge up that milk... it's only at 1%!"
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