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A bunch of men were sitting around the playing poker.

"I win!" said Johnson.

Henderson threw down his cards, "That's it! I've had it! Johnson is cheating!!!"

"How can you tell?" Phillip asked.

"Those aren't the cards I dealt him!"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
$12.00 won 11 votes

So a burglar broke into my house...

I put the red dot on his chest and my cat did the rest!

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
$7.00 won 6 votes

My sister and I are close, and that allows us to be honest with each other. One evening as I prepared for a date, I remarked, "I'm fat."

"No, you're not," she scolded.

"My hair is awful," I said.

"It's lovely," she encouraged.

"I've never looked worse," I whined.

And she said, "Trust me sis, yes you have."

6 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "HENNE" |
5 votes

The teacher asks the class: Where do apples grow?

Smart Samantha answers: On apple trees.

The teacher asks the class: Where do pears grow?

Clever Curtis answers: On pear trees.

The teacher asks the class: Where do dates grow?

The class is silent. Little Johnny raises his hand and says: On calendars?

5 votes

posted by "Leibel" |