A mother was visiting her son on an Army base, and chatted with a colleague of his.
"What rank are you?" she asked.
"I'm relieved to say that I've just been promoted from captain to major."
"Why relieved?"
"Because," he replied, "my last name is Hook."
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Gegg Smith : Great joke.Voted
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Dan the Man 009 : Awesome!
barber7796 : love it. hope you finish in the money