The percussionist, tired of being teased by her band-mates, decides to switch instruments.
She walks into the local music shop, points to her choices and says, “I’ll take that trumpet and that accordion.”
The shop assistant looks at her for a second and replies, “Okay, you can take the fire extinguisher, but the radiator’s not for sale.”
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Dan the Man 009 : Nice.
HENNE : voted