Wanna hear two short jokes and a long joke?

Joke, joke, joooooooooooooke...

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

...

A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar...

No joke.

A father is washing his car with his son.

All of a sudden, the tired boy says, "Dad?"

"Yeah, son?"

"Can't you just use a sponge like everyone else?"