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barber7796

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Member Since : Jun, 2016
# of jokes posted : 789
# of followers : 31
# of following: 9
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 3133.00
$10.00 won 5 votes

A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman. 

She looks the man up and down and says, I've got news for you, "You're going straight to hell!"
 
The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Oh man, I'm on the wrong bus!"

5 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
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$15.00 won 7 votes

Attending the funeral of a close friend I thought I recognized a lady I had not seen in 25 years.

I went up to her and said, "You look like Helen Black..."

She replied and walked away, "You don't look so good in brown!"

7 votes

CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$7.00 won 6 votes

A farmer walks into a hardware store and asks for a chainsaw that can cut down 6 trees in one hour. The salesman recommends the top of the line model. The farmer is suitably impressed, and buys it.

The next day he brings it back, complaining that it would only cut down 1 tree and it took ALL DAY!

The salesman takes the chain saw, starts it up to see what’s wrong, and the farmer says, “What’s that noise?”

6 votes

CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$8.00 won 6 votes

My ex-wife was on vacation in New Orleans and sent me a picture of one of the famous cemeteries with the graves above ground...

The caption read: "WISH YOU WERE HERE!"

6 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
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