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S.Sovetts

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Member Since : Nov, 2018
# of jokes posted : 351
# of followers : 3
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 287.00
3 votes

I was sitting behind an enthusiastic mom at my son’s Little League game. Her boy was pitching for the opposing team and she cheered as he threw wild pitch after wild pitch.

The poor kid walked every batter. It was only the first inning and the score was 12–0. Then one batter finally hit the ball.

"Oh no," the mom wailed. "There goes his no-hitter."

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Q: Daddy, why are all those cars beeping their horns?

A: Because they were just at a wedding.

Q: Don’t we beep the horn as a warning signal, Daddy?

A: Exactly, son.

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I was supposed to go out with this guy on Saturday night. On Saturday afternoon he called and said that he didn’t think it was a good idea, because he just wanted to be friends.

So I hung up and called him back. He said, "Hello?"

I replied, "Hey, friend, it’s me. Want to hear what this jerk just did?"

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I once fell in love with a girl who only knew 4 vowels...

She didn’t know I existed.

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