How did the girl break up with tractor salesman?
She sent him a John Deere letter.
Two dogs pass a parking meter...
One says to the other, "How do you like that, a pay toilet!"
He who laughs last... didn't get it!
Mikey: "I ate a submarine sandwich for lunch and I think I'm going to be sick."
Mother: "What makes you say that?"
Mikey: "It's starting to surface."